The things my Mom does to get me to come homeMom: Come home now. We miss you and we got a rental car while the car gets fixed and it's the Evo you wanted.
Me: Really? Omg. What colour?
Mom: It's white. We only have it for two more days though so it's too bad you were gone all weekend.
Me: Omg, okay :D I'm coming home now.
*Drives home from Guelph and pulls into driveway*
Me: -_____-' That's a fucking Corolla.