The things my Mom does to get me to come home
- Mom: Come home now. We miss you and we got a rental car while the car gets fixed and it's the Evo you wanted.
- Me: Really? Omg. What colour?
- Mom: It's white. We only have it for two more days though so it's too bad you were gone all weekend.
- Me: Omg, okay :D I'm coming home now.
- *Drives home from Guelph and pulls into driveway*
- Friend: Uh..
- Me: -_____-' That's a fucking Corolla.